Today’s Christmas Cohmpetition submission comes from Toronto, Canada. A piece of Ω-poetry by Mike Moreau:
An Ohm Force Christmas
Today’s Christmas Cohmpetition submission comes from Toronto, Canada. A piece of Ω-poetry by Mike Moreau:
An Ohm Force Christmas
This year’s Christmas Sale goes on, and this Friday 10th December it’s distortion time (evil laugh) !!! You don’t need to choose between the four-band strength of the Ohmicide or the agile power of the Predatohm You can get both, each one of these 2 distortions will be extremely useful – depending on which kind of audio material you’re going to distort and how evil is the result you’re looking for. Read the poems, try the demos, use the codes. And if you’re talented and brave, join the Cohmpetition too and maybe win a big bundle!
Christmas cohmpetition submission by Fabien Auréjac from France, translated version (in English) here:
Back To Ohm
Terrien,
ta planète, anohmalie du néant, atteint sa périhélie
sur le timestamp unix du 3 janvier.
nouvelle ère, donc, entends résonner les ondes
qui, en battements par secondes, sont fécondes…
d’émotion.
Motion Finished, a new Motion Begins
Point ne fera trop péter les watts,
Sinon c’est tes oreilles que je devrais soigner à la ouatte,
mais pas ouatte de phoque, car j’ai promis de ne point blesser d’animaux en faisant ce poème.
Enfin c’est un juste conseil à ne pas ohm-mètre.
Etre de son et de silence, de fortune et d’infortune,
Je t’implore: fais nous de bons, sages ou chaotiques tunes.
Qui remuent le corps et stimulent nos atohmes.
Back to Ohm
Et , fais gaffe au syndrohm du néant.
Amuses-toi avec ta muse, détends toi avec le temps.
Tu verras, tels de scintillants lézards,
cohmputer comme des maquisards,
des gars et des filles qui auraient pu être complètement pohmés, atohmisés.
Back to Ohm
on attend de toi rien de bien cohmpliqué, juste d’aterrir sans casse quand ça voltige trop dans ta boite cranienne.
et qu’importe si ta rengaine est athée, chrétienne musulmane, que sais-je, ou paienne
Back to Ohm
Ohm c’est la résistance, et tu en es une preuve…
Oh my Brother i hope i didn’t bother.
Christmas cohmpetition submission by Arthur Agapoff from France…
Ohm, sweet Ohm
Whenever I need a metronOhm,
I can borrow one from the cOhmmunity.
But when I need a wOhman,
I behave like a zOhmbie.
I know she is sOhmwhere,
Laying by the Hi-tOhm.
I promise her the maximOhm
But I’m just a PetitbonOhm.
So I get back to my tOhmatoes,
mixing my sample rOhms.
Ohmy, Ohmy…
I only get the minimOhm.
If one day I could cOhmpose
“astronOhmy dOhmine”
This surely would be a bOhmb!
Don’t wanna be Ohmless…
POhm pOhm pidoooo.
This poem comes from Denis Da Silva from France. Despite having a Portuguese (or Brazilian) name and actually being french, he wanted to submit some Thai-written poetry. Well…. Ok. Here is the link for the translated version.
Ping Pong Delay
ทุกคืนฉันเล่นปิงปอง
ภายใต้การจ้องมองของพัฒพงษ์ ohm
0.3 ms สำหรับผมที่จะเพลิดเพลินไปกับ
ข้อเสนอแนะถึงทำให้ผมมีความสุข
การบิดเบือนอาชีพ
มาดูผม แต่ระวัง
ด้วยหัวใจของคุณผมจะเล่นปิงปอง
ชาย, ชาย, คิงคองและอื่น ๆ
Cohmpetition’s second submission comes from a french guy called Louviers Michaël.
Filter in mind
It will sounds like butter and cream in a tunnel of orgasmic harmonies
when the sine and the pulse come together in the perfect algorythm to grow up like a volcano convolution
Distortion never die, when he cross the space from earth to neptune, calling gods of frequencies
I hope synthetis of smoothest scream could rock youe ears with the plugin power
Effect reflect
Infect reject
insects insert
granular modular
ohmz phenoms phonemes
blow blow molecules from virtuality to concret for plaesure of musical species
The first piece of Ohm-inspired poetry came from Alex Volmer (UK).
Thinking is overrated
I hear theREfOre I OhM
I sEe TherEfoRe I oHM
I feEl tHerEfORe I Ohm
I ohm theRefoRE I AM
This time, and for the first time, a poetry one! Yes, musicians are artists first of all, and we know that you can touch your audience’s emotions either with notes or words! Get inspired by the poems we started to post from today and write your own piece of ohm-inspired poetry. The best 3 poems will grab Ohm Force bundles. Do it in English if you want or – as long as you send a link to a Google Translated version of it – write it on your own language! All submissions must be sent to cohmpetition@ohmforce.com before Christmas, they’ll be then periodically posted at Ohm Force’s blog during December. The result will be announced during the first days of January. The contest rules: the poem theme must be somehow related to the Ohm Force, you can use drugs such as alcohol or caffeine to boost your inspirations, and you cannot hurt any animal during your poem confection.
Tomorrow – Friday December 3rd – we start our Christmas Sale, which will offer two discounted plug-ins (-40% !!!) every Friday of December. Let’s start by warming our hearts with the Mobilohm phaser and the Hematohm frequency shifter: two extremely useful units, either for subtle spices or extreme sound mangling – both present in thousands of home studios around the world but also in some high profile ones. If you don’t know them yet, try the demos and you’ll be convinced. Do it fast, as this discount will last for only 24 hours: this Friday’s whole day. Get inspired by poems, try the demos, use the code!
Christmas will arrive soon, and the end of this year is getting closer. Our hearts become more tender and our thoughts more reflexive. We all would want to be able to spend more time with our friends, and with our passions, and… talking about that, our loyal studios – temples of our inspiration and expression – surely deserve an upgrade to start 2011 with the right foot, don’t they?
For only two or three coins from your holed pocket, you’ll be able to grab some new – and competent! – swords and splinters for your ever evolving skills on sound sculpting and sonic battleship. How would you be able to fight for love, otherwise?
We’re talking about this year’s winter promo, that will offer a pair of -40% discounted plug-ins each December’s friday! This Friday 3rd December we’ll start with the Mobilohm and the Hematohm. Next week there’ll be another discounted pair, and so on, until the Friday 24th December, when we’ll celebrate the holiday with a discounted ALL-ALL Bundle!
At least two days before each Friday we’ll disclose the discounted plug-in pair, plus a poem and a discount code for each plug-in. Read the poem, try the demos, use the code.
Better immediately benefit from one or more individual discounted plug-ins or wait one month to get them all? Somehow like the kids’ dillema in front of the big marshmallow.
Also be ready for a brand new Cohmpetition: this time, and for the first time, a poetry one! Yes, musicians are artists first of all, and we know that you can touch your audience’s emotions either with notes or words! Get inspired by the poems we’ll post starting from tomorrow and write your own ohm-inspired poetry. The best 3 poems will grab Ohm Force bundles. Do it in english if you want or – as long as you send a link to a Google Translated version of it – write it on your own language! All submissions must be sent to cohmpetition@ohmforce.com before Christmas, while we’ll be periodically posting them here.